Why this journey is not like any other
No guaranteed destination, no arrival date, no 'healed in 90 days' and no hand-holding. This work is difficult and the page you are reading says so. You will be uncomfortable and you will be asked to rise to the challenge (by Twitchy herself). Most programs can't afford that honesty, but this one is built on it. You're here to be changed, not to be coddled.
A buddy, a cohort, a private Discord, and live semesters taught in real time. Twitchy herself is taking the journey with you, is involved in every step, and has a team of groundkeepers who have been through the process many times now.
The mystery is real but so is the academic rigor. Twitchy holds a Master's degree in Jungian Dream Analysis and Alchemical Literature, and a PhD in Palestinian Political Identity, so she doesn't take any questions for granted. You won't be fed made-up New Age concepts or asked to believe in anything. Curiosity and critical thinking are sacred here.
Choose your path
Two ways to take this journey. Same community, same grace period bonuses, same October beginning.
“Worth every penny and then some. This work changed the way I hold my entire life.” · Season 4 student
The 10 Month Path
The 6 Month Path
The live semester is not included. If seats remain, you can step up to the full journey later.
How it works
Choose your path
Pick the 10 month or 6 month journey, monthly or upfront.
Your grace period begins
The moment you enroll, the full bonus library unlocks: the crash courses, the meditations, the reading guides, everything you need to settle in before the semester starts.
We begin together
Enrollment closes October 1st, our live webinar will be held in the first week of October, and the descent into nigredo begins under the hunter's moon.
About your guide
Hello beautiful people. In case we haven't properly met, my name is Elianne. You might know me as Twitchy Witch, from TikTok or Instagram, where I've spent the last few years talking about alchemy, dreams, tarot, mythology, and everything the modern world tells us to be embarrassed about taking seriously.
I wrote a Master's on alchemy and Jungian dream analysis, and a PhD on Palestinian political identity. I'm a writer, a teacher, a researcher, a watcher of trash television, and a cat. And for the last four years, I've been guiding thousands of people through the alchemical process. This is Season 5.
Questions
I'm new to Jung and alchemy. Will I be able to keep up?+
Absolutely. The program assumes no prior knowledge and builds concepts progressively, and the community helps everything land. Not knowing may be better, since it'll save you a lot of unlearning.
What if I can't attend the live sessions?+
Every live session is recorded and available within 24 hours, and the recorded semester is entirely self paced. When the program is over, everything will be yours to keep.
Is this therapy or coaching?+
Neither. This is educational and transformational work that complements therapy but does not replace professional mental health support when that's what you need.
How much time does it take?+
Around 2 to 4 hours per week, on your own schedule. The work is built for people with full lives, and is designed to be integrated into your everyday life.
What's the difference between the two paths?+
The 6 Month Path is the full recorded curriculum plus the community and bonus library. The 10 Month Path continues into the live semester: live sessions, collective practice, and realtime guidance through to the end.
Is there a guarantee?+
Yes. If you begin the journey and within 14 days of the first lesson you know this isn't your work, email me at zipporah@twitchy-witch.com and I'll refund you in full. No forms, no friction, no hard feelings.
Can I pay in installments?+
Two ways. The monthly plan spreads payments across the journey itself. Or take the upfront price, which costs less overall, and split it into interest-free installments with Afterpay or Klarna at checkout.
Still have questions?+
Email me directly at zipporah@twitchy-witch.com and either me or someone from my teams will respond within 24 hours.
The invitation
This work isn't for everyone. It asks for commitment, honesty, and the courage to face what you've been avoiding. But if you've read this far, some part of you already knows.
Enrollment for Season 5 is open right now, and it closes before the Discord opens on October 1. I hope to see you there.
Until then, beautiful people, safe travels.